Funny Health Jokes|| The Most Hilarious Conversations Ever heard in a Doctor's Office

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Both patients and doctors are guilty of giving funny and sarcastic answers to questions. Here are some funny answers to some common questions.


Doctor to patient 
“Do you have a problem with your nose and ears?” The doctor asked.
“Yes, Doctor Musa," the patient answered.
“Do they hurt? What really is the problem?”
“No, they don’t hurt, but they disturb me when I’m trying to put on a sweater."

Doctor to a patient
“Mr. Osas, please bend your knees slowly”. Says the doctor.
“To which way doctor?” Patient replied.

Nurse to Doctor
“Doctor, we have lost the patient."
“What happened?” Doctor replied.
“He recovered sir." Nurse replied.

Patient to surgeon
“Doctor, can you please repair this bucket, it has a hole."
“Are you insane, do you know what I do?” Doctor replied furiously.
“Of course, I do, you're a plastic surgeon," said the patient.

Doctor to patient
“Mr. Sota, I have some bad news for you, and worse news as well”.
“What is it, Doctor Joseph, please talk to me," the patient replied.
“The lab test results came in yesterday, and it shows that you have an aneurysm and only 24 hours to live," the doctor replied.
“Oh God, it can’t be true," the man said as he burst into tears.
“That's not all sir; the worse news is that I tried contacting you yesterday, but your MTN number was unreachable."
The man collapsed at once.
These are just a few of the funny conversations doctors have with patients.